You know stereotypical evil bosses in Hollywood movies? How they say things like, "I need this yesterday!"? Well, imagine if Amazon.com actually offered that service: the "I need that yesterday" service...
This, ladies and gentlemen, is what it would be like. Possibly. Maybe. Perhaps.
Essentially the Inception of online shopping spoofs, it's enough to melt your brain - but in the best possible way.
After all, we like to keep our comedy as cerebral as possible here at The Huffington Post UK Comedy, hence all the panda videos, you see.