We don't know what it is about being a celeb, but being a famous type seems to mean you have to get some sort of ridiculous tattoo.
But we'd never in all our wildest dreams have had Vanessa Feltz down as the type to get some dodgy body art.
The star was seen arriving at the Radio 2 studios with a tattoo of Bob Marley on her left arm.
And her bad girl image didn't end there either, as she casually rocked up on the back of a motorbike.
But we reckon the tat is probably a fake, at least let's hope so anyway.
Gemma burst into tears when Arg made the comparison, which Vanessa didn't really understand.
She radio host told Heat magazine: "Gemma said it to me herself, really charmingly and nicely. There was no sign that if somebody told her she looked like me she'd burst into tears. It's a compliment.
"All those other Essex girls are right twiglets. They should all relax and have a piece of pie."
We're inclined to agree, but that's only because we do love a good bit of pie.
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