17/09/2012 06:12 BST | Updated 11/10/2012 12:29 BST

The Best Way To React To The Kate Middleton Topless Photos

A French magazine claims to have topless photos of the Duchess of Cambridge (formerly known to the world as Kate Middleton) although only the BBC appears to have seen them. The news will, no doubt, provoke all the usual comments about privacy and public interest whether they turn out to be genuine or not, but it has already initiated a torrent of internet searches by people wishing to see for themselves.

However, some are already hijacking this prurient curiosity about what's in the Duchess of Cambridge's bra.