David Beckham Moving To Paris: Five Reasons We Never Wanted Him Anyway

David Beckham, the footballer, fashion icon, brand ambassador and general bon viveur has arrived on French soil to join Paris Saint-Germain.

Home turf has been snubbed again by the legendary player, but here at Huff Post UK, we've thought of five reasons we never wanted him anyway. And from tamer tabloids to sites touristiques our cousins over at Le Huff Post have imagined all the reasons he probably better off in Paris.