An "unassembled snowman" has been posted on auction site eBay by one enterprising individual from Rotherham attempting to make the most of the wintry weather.
The bold seller has posted a picture of a snowy backgarden under the description "6ft snowman, requires assembly." It is unclear whether eBay users are taking the posting literally as the current bid stands at £10m.
Initially listed as "collection only", the bold Yorkshire peddler has shown willingness to accomodate interested buyers and answer as many questions as possible.
Posting Q&A to help answer popular inquiries, the seller replied helpfully to the questions: "Will you ship to Dallas, USA?" and "Does it come with carrots and raisins?"
There was also a query over whether the snowman had been immobilised, because, "I don't want it sodding off for miles buying scarves for the missus."
There are four days left to bid.