What's On The Menu At #guardiancoffee? (PICTURE)

The Guardian has opened a coffee shop in Shoreditch - no, really:

And we've been lucky enough to get our hands on the menu:

(Menu obtained for HuffPost UK Comedy by David Schneider, Amanda Wilkie, Gabby Hutchinson Crouch and David Beresford)

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