11/07/2013 15:15 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Fashion Priest Vs Shona McGarty's Gaffer Tape-Themed TV Choice Outfit

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Participating in Monday night's TV Choice Awards red carpet 'o' wonder was Shona McGarty (Whitney Dean from EastEnders). Her attire was enough to rouse chic clergyman, Fashion Priest, from his stylish slumber to make the following proclamation:

"Its a terrible shame that the first thing that catches the eye here is that the only thing poor Shona's outfit matches is the gaffer tape covering a tear in the carpet.

"I don't want to be a bitch (ok, i do, a little) but, quite simply, this is what my synthetic material nightmares look like. I've seen more fashion forward looks at the church fete."

Is he right or is did he just wake up with his Swarovski-encrusted bedsheets in a twist?

And for the rest of that red carpet...