11/07/2013 15:57 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Heaven And Hell: Monochrome

Just one glance at your own Fashion Priest's effortlessly chic ensemble will tell you that monochrome is hotter than Skrillex's hair right now.

heaven and hell monchrome trend

Crisp whites, jet blacks and in between, 50 Shades Of Grey. Not to be confused with the immoral novel, which I confiscated from a parishioner and now keep in a drawer in the vestry "for reference".

The two-tone trend ruled at Wang, de la Renta, Rodarte, Topshop Unique and Vuitton. As Michael Jackson once sang, it doesn't matter if you're black or white. As long as you're both, like he was.