11/07/2013 15:11 BST | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

There Ain't No Party Like A Piddleton Party

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It's been all quiet on the Piddleton front in recent times so you'll be pleased to hear that Celebrate, the party book she's been working on, now has a cover image with no fewer than FOUR images of Pippa Middleton.

Clockwise from top left we (probably) have...

1. Pippa Middleton killing a ghost

2. Pippa Middleton stealing cake mix from a small child

3. Pippa Middleton throwing a giant wedding ring into the sand

4. Pippa Middleton looking at a lemon

And, to be fair to Pippa Middleton, we may smile about it but if we suddenly had to throw a divorce party for a giant ghost with a really tight budget and a penchant for citrus fruit we'd be on the phone to her IMMEDIATELY.