It's time to start deciding who you're going to live with next year. Yes, it's ages away and you may still not be sure whether Neil next door is ok or actually a leeetle bit creepy.
Well, if they leave notes like this (or if you're the one having to leave these notes) then you may be better of steering well clear.
Been left (or written) a better note? Send it in to firstname.lastname@example.org and we'll publish it.