05/11/2013 12:23 GMT | Updated 29/11/2013 11:36 GMT

The M&S Christmas Advert Is Quite Bizarre And Slightly Scary (VIDEO)

Ah, Christmas! A time of sweetness and light, comfort and joy.... unless you're living in Marks And Spencer world.

Yes, the M&S 2013 Christmas advert has just been unveiled, and put it this way: if weird gothic spookiness and a scantily clad woman-child is your thing, then you're in for a treat! Here's a plot point-by-bizarre plot point breakdown of what happens (and below that, the full video):

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