Ellen DeGeneres has hit back at tabloid rummers that her marriage to actress Portia di Rossi is "crumbling" in the best way possible.
Poking fun at a story captioned 'Ellen & Portia Marriage Crumbles', Ellen said she picked up a magazine at a hairdressers but never got to find out how her marriage was falling apart because the story had been torn out.
She joked: "I was like, 'Oh! What happened? They seemed so happy!' And then I was like, 'Oh wait! I'm Ellen and then I should know if that's happening.'"
"It's so ridiculous to me,” she told her chat show audience. “There's not one ounce of truth to any of it. I'm very happily married. In fact, the only thing we ever argue about is who loves who more. That is all. It really is true."
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