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22/12/2013 16:21 GMT | Updated 22/12/2013 17:28 GMT

EDL Shop Opens Online Selling Everything You Need To March Against Islam

Need to attend an anti-Islam street protest but worried that...

A) Your hands might get cold.

B) Someone might recognise you.

C) You're not sure which catchy slogan to put on your T-shirt?

Well my hate-filled friend, worry no longer because the EDL online shop has opened.

You can buy these to keep your hands warm...

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This to cover your face...

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And the selection of t-shirts is superb. This is our non-intimidating favourite...

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You can even get a handy wristband to remind you what you're so mad about if you forget after sinking 10 pints.

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But wait. What if you're one of the irony-immune ex-pat EDL supporters living in Spain? That's all taken care of, they ship overseas.

Phew.

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