10/01/2014 11:43 GMT | Updated 23/01/2014 10:53 GMT

Weird Insertion: Police Find Huge Jewellery Stash Up Teen's Bottom After Drunk Driving Arrest

Police and doctors made a rather surprising discovery after a teenager drunkenly crashed his car last month.

He had somebody's jewellery drawer up his bottom.



Christopher Scheller drove off the road in Heidelberg Township and smacked into a tree.

He was taken to a nearby hospital where doctors X-rayed him and found "an abnormality" inside his rectum, according to the police report.

This included: Four necklaces, four bracelets, a socket wrench and 11 women's rings. And a bag of synthetic weed, of course.

Scheller reportedly stole the merchandise from a home and decided his rectum was the safest place for them.

The teen was subsequently charged with theft and DUI, among other charges.