22/01/2014 07:30 GMT | Updated 22/05/2015 06:12 BST

Watch! Meryl Streep Makes Oatmeal Recipe Sexy On Ellen Show

And we thought the video of Leonardo DiCaprio doing an impression of Jack Nicholson on Japanese television was the best thing we'd see this week. Turns out we were wrong.

Meryl Streep has well and truly knocked Leo out of the park with her epic and sexy reading of an, er, oatmeal (that's porridge to you and me) recipe.

Not only does she make breakfast a hot under the collar affair, but she also does a stellar impression of a woman in labour and a moody teenager.

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