Quick news quiz question: who, this week, was arrested for DUI and drag racing? Was it a) Justin Bieber or b) the Director of Operations for the Victoria Line?
Yes, no sooner had we rounded up some of our favourite funny tweets about Justin Bieber's arrest than news reached us that the London Underground's Victoria Line had been flooded with cement. Well, it was a Thursday.
And what a fine end to a week that saw a Ukip councillor blame the recent floods on gay marriage, the Lib Dems tie themselves in sexual knots (don't even think about it, Rennard), and cannibal rats head to Britain. On a ghost ship. Well, it was a Thursday.
So here, without further ado, are some of the tweets that made us giggle about all the above and more of this week's news stories: