Kim Kardashian has taken to her Twitter page to set the record straight about her forthcoming nuptials to rapper Kanye West, and confirmed that the pair won't be filming their ceremony for Kim's reality series.
Reports have been circulating recently that the couple had already married in a private and intimate ceremony, ahead of a much bigger bash to be held in Paris later this year, though Kim has now quashed these claims in a string of tweets she shared on Wednesday evening.
Referencing the many rumours that have been flying around about the couple’s upcoming wedding, she wrote: “Seeing so many different reports not gonna start disputing them all but a few I want to straighten out”.
First of all, the reality star denied having already married Kanye, tweeting:
1. We are not married yet!— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) May 7, 2014
She then went on to reveal that their actual wedding would be a much more low-key affair than we might have anticipated, and wouldn’t be featuring on her reality show ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ as she revealed:
2. We are not filming our wedding for Keeping Up With The Kardashians. You will see everything leading up til and after!— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) May 7, 2014
As much as we would love to share these memories on camera, we've decided to keep this close to our heart & share thru photos— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) May 7, 2014
No cameras? Now we’re holding out for an invitation even more than we were already.
After breaking our hearts with the news we wouldn’t get to see footage of Kris Jenner laying out a finger buffet, Khloe making a crass maid-of-honour speech or Kylie and Kendall taking to the dance-floor for ‘Oops Upside Your Head’, Kim continued with her tweets, adding:
3. No guest list has been released. Seeing fake ones. Especially not 1600 people invited like I just read. Its VERY small & intimate— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) May 7, 2014
We obviously took this tweet as good news, because it meant there’s still a slight chance we might get an invitation after all.
Finally, she said:
4. Seeing fake wedding dress pics of me. No one has seen my dress! Those photos are old or photo shopped.— Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian) May 7, 2014
Let’s face it, this is Kim’s third wedding so she really has to knock it out of the park this time. We’re hoping for something worthy of ‘Big Fat Gypsy Weddings’, maybe with a touch of Alice Tinker from ‘The Vicar Of Dibley’ thrown in for good measure.
Whatever Kim wears, let’s all just hope it’s slightly more modest than her outfit for the Met Ball earlier this week, which saw her suffering from a wardrobe malfunction and accidentally giving photographers a flash of her pants on her way to the event.