It is, as you may have noticed, football Christmas right now.
And this hasn't escaped the notice of police in the South Warwickshire area.
@SWarksCops is their Twitter account ("Please do not report crime via Twitter - call 101 or, in an emergency, dial 999"). And if they've had a chance to shoe-horn in a World Cup reference - or even better, a #WorldCup reference - into a tweet, they've done it. And continue to do it.
It's really rather magnificent. Just take a look at our small selection below...
— Shipston SNT (@ShipstonCops) June 15, 2014
England lost a football match don't you lose your license and career ... Don't drive home if u been drinking #WorldCup2014— Policing South Warks (@SWarksCops) June 15, 2014
England physio gets injured celebrating a goal. Don't u get injured from too much alcohol tonight. #KnowYourLimit— Policing South Warks (@SWarksCops) June 14, 2014
No goal line technology for policing during #WorldCup2014 if u cross the line while out drinking u will end up arrested with a CCTV replay— Policing South Warks (@SWarksCops) June 17, 2014
Gary linekar - keep faith
Phil Neville - Stay Awake
@SWarksCops - Stay safe / Drink responsiblyJune 15, 2014
will be playing recordings of Phil Neville all night to keep the streets all calm and sleepy.
Remember respect residentsJune 14, 2014
Plenty of time left yet.June 14, 2014
Oh, and it turns out Malvern Police are into this stuff too:
Tiredness can kill, take a break.June 14, 2014
Keep up the good work, fellas. And we don't just mean the policing.