04/07/2014 07:18 BST | Updated 04/07/2014 08:59 BST

Just A Tortoise And A Dog Having An Impromptu Game Of Football (VIDEO)

And your Unbelievably Cute Interspecies Video Of The Day is... this one!

Yes, take your seats, ladies and gentlemen, for the most competitive game of football you've ever seen... between a tortoise and a dog.

Who wins? Well, let's just say that slow and steady (although also surprisingly fleet of foot) wins the race... And this tortoise deploys a Luis Suarez-style tactic at the end. Marvellous.

(Via Tastefully Offensive)