It's almost Golden Globes red carpet time again! We've got the 2014 nominations down, fabulous duo Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are hosting for the second year running, and out-of-this-world couture is sure to have us swooning uncontrollably.
But you know what else would make this year's ceremony unforgettable? These six things...
1. If all the guys wear grillz.
Guys like Bradley Cooper and Matthew McConaughey. And Tom Hanks. Why should it be all about Miley and Beyonce's mouth bling? Metal gum-shields were a thing on the Bobby Abley catwalk during London Collections: Men after all. Runway to red carpet fellas...
2. If someone presents an award after a tipple (or 10) a la THE Elizabeth Taylor circa 2010.
Watch this video to see Taylor slur in true style...
3. If no one wears nude.
A trend is a trend is a trend but surely an A-list lady needs a stylist who has a strategy to make sure she doesn't look EXACTLY the same as almost everyone else. Case and point, last year's Golden Globes...
4. If Leonardo DiCaprio wins Best Actor for The Wolf of Wall Street and does this dance to celebrate.
Seriously Leo MUST win and not just because he *whispers* has been nominated nine times and only scooped one gong for his role in The Aviator. But because, baby - he never looked so good. Check out these moves...
5. If a couple out-nonchalant-ed Helena Bonham Carter and Tim Burton...
A challenge that so far no one has taken on. The secret to success with this is somewhere in a the mussed hair and shades combo.
6. If Barack actual Obama rocks up...
It could happen. It should happen. Seriously, if last year Bill Clinton got suited and booted to present Steven Spielberg with the award for Lincoln then surely Barry can pop along this year. Plus wouldn't you just love to see how Michelle does red carpet season? *Dreams*.
