Forget Aruba, newlyweds Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are honeymooning in Ireland. That's right, the most extravagant couple in the world are NOT sunning themselves on a sandy white beach somewhere in the tropics. They're busy mountain biking in the drizzle. Yeah f*cking right.
Reports say the couple arrived in Ballyhoura County, Limerick at 8 o'clock in the morning on Wednesday along with four "staff". Then, they hired mountain bikes before setting off on a ride through the famous Blackrock Loop and Ballyhoura Way with a tour guide. As if!
During their day trip, the stopped to enjoy a picnic prepared by The Old Bakehouse restaurant in Bruff, which is thought to have included a selection of tarts, sandwiches and apple juice.
After their jaunt through the countryside, the couple allegedly made their way to a local pub and knocked back a pint of Guinness.
Fergal Somers, manager of the outdoor activity group who may or may not be the man behind Kimye's bike ride, hinted at the pair's presence.
"We had two American VIPs here yesterday. They had four staff with them. They hired bikes for 35 euros and a guide for 75 euros.
"They only booked the day before. They went hiking and biking as this area is well known for it. One of the party had visited the region before - so knew about us that way.
"The guide said they had an absolute blast. He took them to the pub afterwards where they had a pint of Guinness I believe."
While Team MyDaily don't doubt the couple is honeymooning in Ireland, we out and out refuse to accept they went mountain biking or ate a picnic.
If we had just joined in holy matrimony in the most ostentatious wedding ceremony known to man and womankind, there's no way we'd spend our honeymoon doing outdoor pursuits. Also, who picnics in the rain?
Plus, the image of Yeezy on a mountain bike is simply one we cannot conjure, no matter how hard we try.
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