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14/08/2014 09:36 BST | Updated 14/08/2014 09:59 BST

Nike's Amazing New Fitness App Tells You What You're Running From

"It's a problem all runners face. You run and you run and you run - but it's never enough. No matter how many miles you put in, that gnawing ache at your soul never goes away."

Thank you, The Onion, for yet another brilliant news report. We think everyone who runs will be able to relate this one...