22/08/2014 15:56 BST | Updated 20/05/2015 10:12 BST

Nicki Minaj's 'Anaconda' Video: OH DEAR GOD

Nicki Minaj's 'Anaconda' music video has landed (after all her Instagram teasing). And we can confirm that it's everything you'd expect and much, much more. *Raises eyebrows*

The video has had 20 + million views on YouTube already and it WILL leave you speechless - and a whole lot less innocent.

There's more twerking than you can shake a stick at and several barely there, blinged up to within an inch, outfits. Including a pink crop top and G-string ensemble.

Here's 5 things you need to know...

1. Minaj gives Drake (the rapper makes a cameo appearance) a lap dance.



IMAGINE the thoughts going through his mind right there. Enough said.

2. The track samples Sir Mix-a-Lot's 1992 track 'Baby Got Back'.
You know the one - he liked "'em round, and big". Hats off to Minaj, she's sampled a total classic.

3. When she's not shaking booty, Minaj is working out in said pink G-string.
As in - perky flexing, with colour co-ordinated weights. Think "bend and snap" Clueless style but on a much dirtier level.

4. Product placement and suggestive pieces of fruit are EVERYWHERE.
In between the twerking, jerking and serious blaspheming (she says f*ck a lot) there's the new Beats by Dre pink Colr Mixr headphones, the Alexander McQueen and Balmain garms and Nicki's own Moscato MYX drinks bottles.

5. It's set in some steamy jungle scene - and there's whipped cream to hand.
When she's not tapping her backing dancers' butts like drums or grinding in a pool she's squirting whipped cream over her chest.

That slutty waitress costume thing? Yeah, she did.

Watch the video with the most unbelievably blatant agenda we've ever seen, right here...