And let us tell you now, it does exactly what it says on the tin.
It offers a helping hand to, well... finish you off.
CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEA: http://t.co/PnYglptOUq— el-p (@therealelp) October 2, 2014
Proudly marketed as "the world's first all-in-one finishing tool for men", The Handie has all of the mod cons: a self-lubrication system, a vibrator and (handily) a good bit of grip.
But that's not our favourite part. Made from food-grade silicone it's super efficient to clean afterwards.
"It's as easy as push, flush and wash. You're done." Cringe.
It might be in crowdfunding stages now, but $69,000 later and this helpful (albeit hideous) little bedroom tool could be coming to a hand near you...