A couple of weeks ago this would have seemed like the creation of an insanely paranoid clean-freak, but in light of the continuing Ebola outbreak, maybe they're on to something...
No wait, scrub that, this is ridiculous.
The catchily-titled 'Scroguard' is for those men who think a regular condom is simply not enough and demand full-pelvic protection from the object of your passions.
Which begs the question why are you sleeping with someone whose nether-regions you have such little faith in?
Well according to the website of its creators, the Scroguard is designed for...
- Casual sex partners and committed couples who want peace of mind.
- Men with a high sex drive who enjoy sexual variety.
- Couples and individuals who love to swing.
Worryingly, the second paragraph of the same site is a legal disclaimer saying it can't guarantee you still won't catch either genital herpes or HPV.
To be fair the Scroguard may actually be the world's most effective contraception ever as anyone unfamiliar with the device seeing it for the first time will assume you were never potty-trained.