The people of the internet are a lovely bunch - Nigel Farage hadn't even announced a Twitter Q&A but they decided to hold one anyway.
It started off ok, with some genuine concerned questions.
#AskNigelFarage Suppose we do get rid of immigrants/EU. What are your big policies to help all the people stuck in this country?— Ryan Peteranna (@RyanPeteranna) October 24, 2014
#asknigelfarage you know these 80% of laws that you say come from the EU? Can you list them? And tell us what you include in the 100%? Ta— Ern Malley (@loveandgarbage) October 24, 2014
#AskNigelFarage do UKIP have any issues that make no mention of the EU or foreigners?— Gregory Brown (@Gregory9314) October 24, 2014ADVERTISEMENT
If Britain leaves the EU doesn't that put you out of a job? You haven't thought it through have you. #AskNigelFarage— Adam Hills for PM (@AdamHillsPM) October 24, 2014
Then veered slightly off topic.
Who should replace Dan Seabourne at the heart of the Partick Thistle defence for tomorrow's clash with St Johnstone? #AskNigelFarage— Grant Bell (@GrantB1876) October 24, 2014
#AskNigelFarage if you became Prime Minister, would you deport your wife?— Mouth of Sauron (@simon_lindsell) October 24, 2014
Who would win out of a fight between the Queen and Angela Lansbury? #AskNigelFarage— ⭐JulietteAdAstra⭐ (@JulietteAdAstra) October 24, 2014
And quickly descended into farce, very funny farce.
#AskNigelFarage my tv remote broke yesterday by accident, why have the romanian homosexuals done this to me?— Joshua Kiernan (@JkeyBRFC) October 24, 2014
#AskNigelFarage does licking your lips when eating a doughnut make you homosexual? Asking for a friend— . (@BDLY25) October 24, 2014
#AskNigelFarage A rooster sits on a roof and lays an egg. Does it fall to the left, the right or European socialism?— Oliver Hynes (@OllieHynes) October 24, 2014
Is shoe polish safe to put on your face, and how do you go about washing it off? #AskNigelFarage— Ryan (@ryanfarrr) October 24, 2014
This isn't even a question.
#AskNigelFarage my dad could beat up your dad, no contest— Scary New Dad (@Sargey_Babes) October 24, 2014
That's a demand.
#AskNigelFarage 'Waterloo, I was defeated you won the war'.
Critique please.— Helên Thomas (@HelenDThomas1) October 24, 2014
And that's a toughie.
If a quark travels at 9 nanoseconds beyond the speed of light, what to the power of R is its mass density?October 24, 2014
But seriously, what about the chances of a coalition after the 2015 election?
#AskNigelFarage Considering UKIP love misogynists, holocaust-deniers & Death Penalty, do you have any plans to ally with ISIS in the future?— NorseFired (@NorseFired) October 24, 2014
And just who are your sources?
Where do you get those 'facts' from? #AskNigelFarage— Danji (@Dan_j_i) October 24, 2014
There were some TV-related queries.
Have you ever taken someone's baked Alaska out of the fridge without telling them? #AskNigelFarage— Phil Verney (@philverney) October 24, 2014
Inevitably Godwin's Law was prove correct yet again.
Which one of Hitler's Nuremberg rally speeches is your favourite?October 24, 2014
#AskNigelFarage "UKIP leader Nigel Farage allegedly has a tattoo on his left buttock that says 'Heil Hitler" is it true?— Willy Harlow (@willyharlow) October 24, 2014
#AskNigelFarage would u bum hitler if u could— ☽ ۞ (@D4nMeAtSix) October 24, 2014
#asknigelfarage Is it true you got free jackboots if you join UKIP?— HarryLime1982 (@HarryLime1982) October 24, 2014
This is a fair question.
#AskNigelFarage how can an ex private school city trader be one of the people?— Tired and grumpy (@Notts_Blade) October 24, 2014
And then it got really creative...
Do you like this picture of you I drew? pic.twitter.com/ZAgKVN3SOK— McNormalman (@badongism) June 27, 2014