The Week In 50 Funny Tweets: Starring Benedict Cumberbatch, Bonfire Night And The John Lewis Christmas Advert

It was the week that a million women's hearts were shattered...

For anyone affected by the issues raised by the Cumberbatch engagement:
Go outside.
He's not real.
Your head invented him.
Stop crying.
— Geraint. (@geraintgriffith) November 5, 2014

...and a million 'Star Wars' fans got very excited:

The first scene from Star Wars: The Force Awakens has been revealed! pic.twitter.com/8fLJB7uVuX
— Christian Beranek (@beranek) November 6, 2014

It was the week of Bonfire Night, aka Burns Night, aka:

Remember, Remember, it's Buy Forks Night.. pic.twitter.com/OhLaXJ8wj6
— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) November 5, 2014

But striding high above all this, like some sort of Twitter colossus, was Monty the penguin, star of the new John Lewis Christmas advert:

Some surprising additions in Miliband's shadow cabinet reshuffle. #montythepenguin pic.twitter.com/avBZY6MMmw
— HaveIGotNewsForYou (@haveigotnews) November 6, 2014

Fortunately, a few tweeters were on hand to explain penguins for us:

It's easy to think Penguins are cute, but what are the real facts? pic.twitter.com/Y4PfcnNJ8I
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) November 6, 2014

Anatomy of a penguin. pic.twitter.com/xTERoVCHv0
— Lisa (@biscuitahoy) November 6, 2014

Starting with Benedict Cumberbatch and his significant ~~otter~~ other, and ending with Twitter's best ideas for #FutureJohnLewisAds, here were some of the tweets about this week's news that made us giggle this week...

SEE ALSO:
What We Thought While Watching The John Lewis Christmas Ad
'The Force Awakens'... Twitter Strikes Back
Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch Fans Reacting To His Engagement
15 (Literally) Spectacular Firework Fails

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