'If I Don't Get Sushi, I'll Kill Myself': #MiddleClassProblems Is Our Favourite New Hashtag

Dodgy chai tea, incorrect glassware and horse-riding etiquette - the problems of the middle class are ~~hilarious~~ endless.

Tongue-in-cheek Twitter handle @MiddleClassProb has been collecting some of the funniest since 2010.

Now Benjamin Lee, the guy behind the awesome account, has bought out a book full of the classics titled 'Middle Class Problems: Problems But Not Real Actual Problems, Just Middle Class.'

But if you can't wait to buy the book, here are a few of our favourites.

Spiffing!

I've just had the worst chai latte of my entire life, it has ruined my day, it was that bad.
— Matt Mazur (@Matt_Mazur) November 18, 2014

Was just given champagne flutes with a bottle of rose... I'm not happy about this.
— Ben Bodycombe (@benbodycombe) November 29, 2014

I just tried to scroll down on an actual book.
— chris o'dowd (@BigBoyler) November 28, 2014

I put Hummus dressing AND sweet potato quinoa with cranberries in my Whole Foods salad box. Big mistake. Big. Huge.
— Jillian Cox (@JillianCox) November 20, 2014

If you spill Quinoa all over your kitchen, you might as well just kill yourself where you stand.
It's easier.
— Jen Roesch (@Jenx_82) October 24, 2014

That awkward moment when your cleaner sends you a connection request on LinkedIn.
— Wee Slice (@WeeSlice) December 2, 2014

Running out of liquid eye liner is possibly the worst thing to happen to the world since ever
— ♡ Kayla Rose ♡ (@Suckafatone735) December 10, 2014

it's so weird to see someone else riding my horse
— kayti'❄️ (@winterventi0n_) December 3, 2014

H/T: The Telegraph

SEE ALSO:
Middle Class Problems: Problems But Not Real Actual Problems, Just Middle Class
Middle-Class Children More Likely To Be Obese Than Working-Class Kids, Study Reveals

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