And so the end of the year approaches...
Google's Top Ten searches of 2014 read like a melancholy Larkin poem for our time. pic.twitter.com/EaRp5AdqMf— tom jamieson (@jamiesont) December 16, 2014
And that can only mean one thing. Someone won the 'X Factor' final!
Someone won Sports Personality Of The Year!
— General Baubles (@GeneralBoles) December 15, 2014
Someone won the race to be the first female bishop!
Woman Bishop pic.twitter.com/3C14Igixkj— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) December 17, 2014
North Korea dominated the headlines!
I thought Kim Jong-un had dark hair? pic.twitter.com/VJF9Kdn5AO— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) December 14, 2014
My guess - David Niven or Cary Grant. pic.twitter.com/JhttvzGdBu— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) December 18, 2014
And it's nearly Christmas! CHRISSSSSTMAAAASSS! (copyright: Slade)
And tonight's offering from the advent calendar is Wensleydale with apricot and ginger.
Sorry, not advent calendar. Fridge.— Lily (@LilyThePurr) December 16, 2014
These cracker jokes get shitter every year pic.twitter.com/LMuY65riUN— John F. Brennan (@UpturnedBathtub) December 14, 2014
Made this so when my boss shouts at me through his office door, it's more festive. pic.twitter.com/dUWXApphY2— Lydia Botters (@MrLloydSpandex) December 18, 2014
"I don't want a lot for Christmas."
"All I want for Christmas is you."
EXACTLY WHAT DOES THAT DO FOR MY SELF-CONFIDENCE, MARIAH.— Sacha Fernando (@sacha_is_good) December 14, 2014
So here it is
Merry Christmas/Everybody's having fun: the last 'Week In 50 Funny Tweets' of the year. Thank you, good people of Twitter, for all the LOLs, RTs, H/Ts and VIAs that have made our job such a joy in 2014. God bless us, every one!*
*Not you, Kim Jong-un.