James May, Top Gear Presenter, Tweets His Mundane Unemployed Life

So; it's been a week, and still no answer. How exactly do you pronounce 'fracas'?

— James May (@MrJamesMay) March 14, 2015

Vegetables peel more easily if you wet them, yes. But why? #Unemployed

— James May (@MrJamesMay) March 17, 2015

Three light bulbs in our house need replacing. I'm doing it today. #StillUnemployed

— James May (@MrJamesMay) March 18, 2015

Great news! We also need some new hoover bags. I can spin that out for an hour or two.

— James May (@MrJamesMay) March 18, 2015

Life, once so dazzling

Sinks into a grey fog of

Not-done-it-yourself

#Unemployed#DIYku

— James May (@MrJamesMay) March 18, 2015

Seriously, if you really are unemployed, good luck to you. It's not funny in reality.

— James May (@MrJamesMay) March 18, 2015

Oh sod it. I'm going for a 'spin'. pic.twitter.com/sDWOFcaxDf

— James May (@MrJamesMay) March 18, 2015

More great news. We have a leak in the plumbing. I can get my tools out and everything. And I have some left-over curry to have for lunch.

— James May (@MrJamesMay) March 19, 2015

Once I've done the plumbing, I'm going to fire up Little Honda to see if Norman Tebbit's 'on yer bike' philosophy works. #StillUnemployed

— James May (@MrJamesMay) March 19, 2015

I've been given some heavy gardening work today. Temptation to cut my own head off with the chainsaw may prove too strong. #StillUnemployed

— James May (@MrJamesMay) March 20, 2015

I'm actually at the point where I'm considering washing my own car. That Albanian bloke* will be furious. #Unemployed

*TG News S22/4

— James May (@MrJamesMay) March 21, 2015

Woodwork tasks today. Being jobless allows you to revisit old interests, learn new things, and listen to the radio more. Sold the telly. #SU

— James May (@MrJamesMay) March 22, 2015