"It's a mystery as old as the Sphynx."
Yes, this is precisely what happens when guys are asked to explain the intriguing and (clearly equally befuddling) female orgasm.
As one guy poetically puts it: "A woman's orgasm is a long road trip and a guy's orgasm is a trip to a motel."
Throw some art into the whole affair, and you've got something that looks like this...
There really is no hope.