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04/06/2015 07:26 BST | Updated 04/06/2015 07:59 BST

Pigeon Breaks Into House, Lays Egg In Frying Pan, Poos Everywhere And Leaves

We know that a panda eats, shoots and leaves. or is it eats shoots and leaves? Anyway, it appears pigeons try to make fried eggs, poo everywhere and then they leave.

Norwegian homeowner Stian Fjelldal posted this video on YouTube of him walking into his kitchen to find a winged intruder frantically trying to escape the scene of the crime. Once the pigeon has fled, he shows the damage.

We're no experts in Norwegian, but we're pretty sure he's saying "there's some poo, here's some poo, here's some more poo".

Then he looks over to the hob and finds the pigeon has laid an egg in a particularly appropriate place - the middle of the frying pan.

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[h/t The Poke]

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