We don't know if you've heard but there's a heatwave going on, and the UK is collectively unable to cope with the soaring temperatures.
Whether you're trapped in the icy tundra of an air-conditioned office, sat under a tree reading a book, or spread eagled on Brighton Beach roasting yourself, stop what you're doing immediately.
You simply must take this quiz to find out if you're going to survive the heatwave...