Parents Share #TheLiesWeTellKids For Hilarious Twitter Trend

#TheLiesWeTellKids This profound betrayal in which we allow a strange, clinical entity to jam a needle into you will only hurt for a second

— Pemberton Periwinkle (@Arithered) July 21, 2015

#TheLiesWeTellKids "This is beautiful, I'll keep it forever! Thank you, wow!" pic.twitter.com/BAmO7xIg8i

— Kristal Yalitza (@KristalYalitza) July 21, 2015

Eat your vegetables, go to bed early and you will grow an inch taller by morning. #TheLiesWeTellKids

— Ja (@jahgen) July 21, 2015

No, I do not have games in my laptop, phone, tablet or any other gadget for that matter. #TheLiesWeTellKids

— ThisIsMyShawshank (@Artery_N_Neuron) July 21, 2015

#TheLiesWeTellKids I love this gift you made me !

— Ella Vincent (@bookgirlchicago) July 21, 2015

#TheLiesWeTellKids the ice cream van has ran out of ice cream when they play the music.

— ryan palmer (@yardie316) July 21, 2015

#LiesWeTellKids *takes their food* "I have to make sure it's not poisonous"

— The Wallflower (@Kennijae) July 22, 2015

If you tell the truth you won't get in trouble #TheLiesWeTellKids

— Nickkey (@Nickkey16) July 21, 2015

#LiesWeTellKids *takes their food* "I have to make sure it's not poisonous"

— The Wallflower (@Kennijae) July 22, 2015

Just because Tommy has better grades, doesn't mean he's smarter than you #TheLiesWeTellKids

— Brandon (@ninjapanda106) July 21, 2015

#TheLiesWeTellKids I have no idea what happened to your Halloween candy. pic.twitter.com/2xRfMROI7D

— Food Daily (@_Food_Daily_) July 21, 2015

#TheLiesWeTellKids

Yeah, I'd love to see what you've built on Minecraft.

It looks in no way similar to the last pile of 80s pixels you did

— Sean O Farrell (@sofarrsogud) July 21, 2015

You must wait an hour after eating to go swimming, or you'll get a cramp and drown. #TheLiesWeTellKids

— darksidedeb (@darksidedeb) July 21, 2015

Someday you'll grow up and no one can tell you what to do anymore #TheLiesWeTellKids

— AJ Bulldis (@AJBulldis) July 21, 2015

Telling them "We'll come back later and buy it" when you know you're never coming back #TheLiesWeTellKids

— Nieve (@Nievelizabeth) July 21, 2015

We can't watch Frozen right now because Elsa is sleeping #TheLiesWeTellKids

— Darin King (@futilitypatent) July 21, 2015

#TheLiesWeTellKids "we love you and your brother equally"

— CIA Agent (@Bill_WillsonCIA) July 21, 2015

It's raining because God is crying...and He's crying because you didn't clean your room. #TheLiesWeTellKids

— Charley Kaye (@Ckandrew14) July 21, 2015

#TheLiesWeTellKids Mommy enters you in pageants because it builds character, not to exploit you. Now, stop crying and twirl that baton.

— David Bell (@BellDavidC) July 21, 2015

i know everything always because i have secret eyes at the back of my head.

#TheLiesWeTellKidspic.twitter.com/vsd7ai1It3

— hina bhatti (@hina_bhatti) July 21, 2015

"If you eat a seed a tree will grow inside you" #TheLiesWeTellKids

— danny ∞ (@ayeedxnny) July 21, 2015

Someday you'll grow up and no one can tell you what to do anymore #TheLiesWeTellKids

— AJ Bulldis (@AJBulldis) July 21, 2015

It's a marshmallow farm #TheLiesWeTellKidspic.twitter.com/R4V35TfU8G

— Dirt Road Devil (@TruckerS63) July 21, 2015

I can totally tell what this is but I'll let you tell me #TheLiesWeTellKidspic.twitter.com/6Ja29a49k6

— Fish Mommy Cupcake (@fishmommy37) July 21, 2015

#TheLiesWeTellKids

Of course that's the same goldfish!

— Sissyknits (@sissyknits) July 21, 2015