Jeremy Corbyn Pick-Up Lines

With all the excessive media scrutiny Jeremy Corbyn is under, we bet he's not having the easiest time with the ladies.

Don't worry Jez, we're here to help. Here's a collection of pick-up lines tailored specifically to you:

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