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05/10/2015 11:38 BST | Updated 05/10/2015 12:59 BST

5p Plastic Bag Charge Chaos Liveblog

London has fallen to anarchist mobs following the chaos brought by the implementation of the mandatory 5p plastic bag charge.

Members of the government still alive have fled to Cornwall, where the last carrier bags in the UK are rumoured to be kept.

Follow the unfolding situation as it happens, in our live blog:

LIVE: AS IT HAPPENED

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