Nigel Farage was subjected to a quick-fire Q&A on the BBC's Daily Politics programme on Thursday, with presenters Andrew Neil and Jo Coburn hoping to find out whether he has ever kissed a man or killed anything big.
The Ukip leader was supposed to give just "yes" or "no" responses, but Farage manged to finesse his answers somewhat.
Q: Have you been drunk in the last month?
Farage: I can't remember.
Q Have you ever killed an animal bigger than an insect?
Farage: I think I have, yes.
Q Have you ever stolen anything?
Farage: I have borrowed things...
Q have you ever changed an nappy?
Farage: Yes, in extremis.
Q Have you ever kissed a man
Farage: Not in that way, no.
Q: Is Douglas Carswell cleverer than you?
Farage: Oh, in some ways, yes.
Q: Have you ever punched someone?
Farage: Oh yeah..
Q: Have you ever parked in disabled parking space?
Farage: No.
Q: Have you ever lied in an interview?
Farage: Oh yeah. Only on this programme.
Q:Have you ever flirted with an MEP
Farage: Well... I liked to think I am doing my bit in Europe to promote good relations between all different countries.