23/11/2015 11:17 GMT | Updated 25/11/2015 05:59 GMT

Black Friday 2015: 8 Scenes We'd Like To See (And Proof They'll Never Happen)

Black Friday is almost here, sparking within us the sort of visceral desire to compete with fellow shoppers that can't be explained nor justified.

Millions will spend close to a billion pounds on ever-so-slightly discounted televisions and tat from online megastores.

But for those venturing to physical outlets this week there's a wave of hell waiting to be unleashed. So we've imagined a world where Black Friday really isn't all that bad...


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These are 8 scenes we'd all love to see on Black Friday

Warning: these scenes are quite literally incredible.

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And here's last year's reality...

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