24/11/2015 11:07 GMT | Updated 25/11/2015 05:59 GMT

Bacon-Scented Underwear Now Exists - And Just In Time For Christmas

From the people that brought you life essentials such as Baconnaise and bacon-flavoured lip balm.... now you can get underwear that smells like bacon.

We're not kidding.

For the man, or woman, who has everything (or really, really couldn't stomach the news that bacon gives you cancer).

bacon boxers

Thanks to J&D's Food Inc. we can now all enjoy bacon without a calorie or carcinogen in sight.

The Seattle-based company are offering bacon boxers and bacon briefs for sale, claiming that they marry "the ultimate in comfort and cured meat".

According to J&D's, the smell of bacon will last through multiple wash cycles and wearings - but advise against purchasing if you own a large dog with sharp teeth (or work as a postman).

bacon knickers

And for those who wake up dreaming of fry ups, you can now make your fantasies a reality with this bacon scented pillowcase.

Wake up and smell the bacon, baby.

bacon pillowcase

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