Shane Warne: Humans Evolved From Aliens

Lead of the year: "Former Australian cricketer Shane Warne has cast doubt on the theory of evolution".

— Juniper Bunnett (@Jen_Bennett) February 15, 2016

That's almost the only explanation of Shane Warne if we are all honest with ourselves.

— Imogen Dunlevie (@ImogenDunlevie) February 15, 2016

You might laugh now but you'll all be sorry in 70 years when Shane Warne is recognised as a genius before his time

— maddy (@maddydell) February 15, 2016

So Shane Warne may be Sacha Baron Cohen's funniest character.

— Titus O'Reily (@TitusOReily) February 15, 2016

@Welshracer@safimichael hmmmm Shane Warne or Darwin,now I'm struggling

— Kit (@orniastic) February 15, 2016

Shane Warne proving that while we did descend from apes (not monkeys), in his case it was a pretty gentle slope.

— Graham Binns (@grahambinns) February 15, 2016

Even if you accept Shane Warne's theory on evolution being due to tinkering aliens, that still fails to explain Donald Trump.

— John Lawson (@jay__ell) February 15, 2016

Shane Warne believes alien experimentation turned monkeys into humans, do you?

— Jonny Hinton (@HintonJonny) February 15, 2016

Shane Warne casts doubt on evolution. I go back to bed.

— Earthman Johann (@paperclipracket) February 15, 2016

Shane Warne on the Pyramids: You couldn’t pull those huge bits of brick

Er Shane, Big whips mate, Big fucking whips

— Campo (@Threewheeling) February 15, 2016