Kid Has His (Slightly Rude) Desert Survival Guide All Planned Out

A teacher got a surprise when one of her pupils completed a "creative thinking project" about how to survive in a desert with a drawing that would ordinarily result in a detention - but in this case was fit for purpose.

"Hello my name is Alex. If I was in the desert I would need to find water," the boy wrote.

He follows his statement up with three illustrations of himself doing just that: digging a hole, cutting a cactus and "drinking PP".

The task was shared on Reddit by Reftro who said it was from her nine-year-old Korean ESL student.

"Great and all, but where did he get that huge floating penis from," one person questioned the photo on Reddit.

"Bear Grylls would be proud," added another.

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