Woman Tweets The Hilarious (And Baffling) Things Her Partner Says In His Sleep

Pensive woman laying on sleeping man on bed
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Pensive woman laying on sleeping man on bed

Sleep-talking can be pretty nonsensical and, indeed, hilarious.

One genius lady called Caitlin decided to tweet all of the brilliant (and often bat shit crazy) things her other half said in his sleep for roughly four months.

The Twitter account she uses - @Sleep_Sayings - has racked up a solid following of more than 12,000 users who wait expectantly for the next hilarious phrase from her snoozing partner.

There are utterances which don't make any sense whatsoever...

There are (fruit-related) insecurities...

There are animal-based expressions...

And of course, the one thing on everyone's mind 99% of the time: food.