Woman Tweets The Hilarious (And Baffling) Things Her Partner Says In His Sleep

Pensive woman laying on sleeping man on bed

Sleep-talking can be pretty nonsensical and, indeed, hilarious.

One genius lady called Caitlin decided to tweet all of the brilliant (and often bat shit crazy) things her other half said in his sleep for roughly four months.

The Twitter account she uses - @Sleep_Sayings - has racked up a solid following of more than 12,000 users who wait expectantly for the next hilarious phrase from her snoozing partner.

There are utterances which don't make any sense whatsoever...

Your eyeballs smell like eyeballs
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) February 17, 2016

"Oh god... No. Give it back."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) February 22, 2016

"She did it."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) February 21, 2016

"He likes to bite... Yeah."
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) February 20, 2016

Why is it doing that. Why is it cold. Get me a leg.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) November 28, 2015

HEY. don't pee on it.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) November 3, 2015

There are (fruit-related) insecurities...

I saw you with the apple.
Whore.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) January 26, 2016

There are animal-based expressions...

I don't care, I'm getting tigers.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) January 8, 2016

No octopus you can't do that!!
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) October 19, 2015

And of course, the one thing on everyone's mind 99% of the time: food.

There's never enough nacho cheese.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) December 4, 2015

I'll take vanilla please.
— Sir Lord Dick Pat (@Sleep_Sayings) December 9, 2015

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