On Christmas Day, strange things happen – things you’d never do at any other point throughout the year.
You gorge quadruple the amount you usually would. You start drinking booze at ridiculous o’clock. You wear a new outfit that you’ve bought especially for the occasion, even though you’re not going to leave the house.
Get the picture? Here’s a list of things it’s (somehow) totally acceptable to do on Christmas day...
Get up super early and act like a child.
Don a totally hideous Christmas jumper.
Drink booze before 10am.
Text the entirety of your phone book the same message.
Listen to the cheesiest Christmas songs on repeat.
Eat a lifetime’s supply of chocolate. Before breakfast.