The fact is, you have kids, and a husband, and a job, and a life of your own. You can't possibly please everyone in your circle, and if a needy friend is crossing the line, you have every right to dump her. After all, healthy friendships are based on give and take. When one party is all "take" and the other is all "give", the relationship is toxic.
Crystal Lowery is an American mum working in England. By day, she does medical research, by night she wrangles two toddlers, a boy and a girl. The only thing she loves more than laughing is a captive audience with a sense of humor. She has made millions laugh on Scarymommy, The Huffington Post, For Every Mom, In the Powder Room, Sammiches & Psych Meds, Mumsnet and others. You can find her blogging at http://www.creepygingerkid.com and she'd love for you to follow her at http://www.facebook.com/creepygingerkid
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22/08/2016 16:30 BST
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22/07/2016 11:20 BST
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19/07/2016 10:13 BST
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27/06/2016 12:50 BST
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23/06/2016 12:36 BST
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09/06/2016 11:35 BST
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16/05/2016 10:57 BST
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27/04/2016 16:16 BST
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15/04/2016 11:47 BST
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