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Tam Varcoe

Living vicariously through myself

Twenty-something burrito enthusiast who is attempting to write things and do stuff. Can also be found writing things in some other places, but I'm not telling.
I Think We Need Trashy

I Think We Need Trashy News

People moaning about trash news really bores me. We need it. Yeah, I said it. Journalism needs it too. I'm also convinced that a lot of you people that moan about it secretly love it, especially that particular kind of prick that pretends not to know who anyone in <em>Made In Chelsea</em> is. You know who they are, I know you know, you know you know, just admit it
10/08/2016 17:35 BST
Some Helpful Advice for

Some Helpful Advice for Freshers

Good luck with your inevitable career as a telesales exec working for a boss who takes the piss out of you on a daily basis for going to uni and lectures you on how he's so successful after graduating from the 'university of life'. It probably won't make you want to die.
23/09/2015 11:32 BST
What to Do About Animal Cruelty: A Modest

What to Do About Animal Cruelty: A Modest Proposal

There's a lot of anti-hunting sentiment out there in the ether right now. I say hunting is fine, but let's just change up the rules a bit. If you want to kill a lion then go ahead - but no weapons, yeah? You've got to use your bare hands. Let's level the playing field - mano a animalo.
04/08/2015 16:38 BST
Straight to University at 18? Perhaps Think

Straight to University at 18? Perhaps Think Twice

Perhaps we should take note of those crazy, beautiful Scandinavian lefties up there and just let young people be young and a bit useless for a while. I think it could benefit the general emotional and psychological well-being of young people today. It might even make them a little more rounded, focused, relaxed and hopefully, happier.
26/07/2015 21:02 BST