14 Rude But Funny Valentine’s Day Cards

From the cringe to the cheesy, these are the best NSFW cards you'll find this year.
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Look, sometimes love is sending someone an aubergine emoji. Sometimes it’s telling them you have a sausage to put between their buns. It’s a funny emotion, what can we say?

On the most romantic day of the year, you might like to tell someone you’re nuts for them. You may prefer to give them permission to sit on your face. It’s your call. But if you fancy someone and you want to send them a completely inappropriate message, we’ve got you covered. Or uncovered, as the case may be.

Behold, the best NSFW Valentine’s Day cards.

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Funny Valentines day card, Etsy
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Funny Valentines day card, Etsy
Feeling Fruity Aubergine Card, Moonpig
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Feeling Fruity Aubergine Card, Moonpig
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I Have A Sausage To Put Between Your Buns, CuteEXE, via Etsy
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I Have A Sausage To Put Between Your Buns, CuteEXE, via Etsy
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I’ve Seen Your Willy, Scribbler
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I’ve Seen Your Willy, Scribbler
Feeling Fruity Peach Card, Moonpig
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Feeling Fruity Peach Card, Moonpig
Breast Valentines Card, Square Pineapple Gifts, via Etsy
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Breast Valentines Card, Square Pineapple Gifts, via Etsy
Blow Me Valentines Card, Freckle and Specs, via Etsy
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Blow Me Valentines Card, Freckle and Specs, via Etsy
I Totally Fancy The Pants Off You Card, Moonpig
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I Totally Fancy The Pants Off You Card, Moonpig

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