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08/12/2019 07:55 GMT | Updated 16/12/2020 14:11 GMT

8 Stars Whose Christmas Albums We'd Actually Listen To In 2020

Forget the same old Christmas music we're subjected to every year – this is what we really want to hear.

More often than not, news that a popstar is recording a Christmas album is met with a mixed reception from fans at best. To be frank, there are a whole lot of festive albums out there, and not a lot of them are great.

But while it seems everyone and their granny has their own Christmas music out these days, there are still a few of our faves yet to give it a whirl, and here are a handful of the artists we’d actually want to hear a festive album from in 2020...

1. Lizzo

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We’ve found ourselves turned to Lizzo’s music a lot when we’ve needed a lift – and there’s been a lot of that, lately.

Given that the singer has become synonymous with self-love, positivity and, perhaps above all, fun during her meteoric rise to fame, a high-energy Lizzo Christmas album would more than likely give us enough festive cheer to get us through the year ahead. At the very least.

2. Lil Nas X 

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While so many artists rest on tired clichés and retreads of past hits when it comes to their Christmas releases, Lil Nas X went totally back to the drawing board in 2020, with his festive track Holiday turning what we usually associate with this time of year on its head.

More of that, please.

3. Billie Eilish

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Billie Eilish probably wouldn’t be the most obvious pick to release a Christmas album, but that’s what would make the whole thing so intriguing, and the 18-year-old’s unique perspective on the festive season would definitely set her apart from any Yuletide rivals.

True, it probably wouldn’t be one to lead a conga round the living room to once you’d polished off your Christmas lunch, but it might be the soundtrack to anyone for whom Christmas isn’t the sparkly, happy time we’re usually sold.

4. Cardi B

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With artists like Lady Gaga and Ariana Grande having already shared their own raunchier takes on Christmas music, we’d love to hear what Cardi B – the woman who got a song like WAP to number one on both sides of the Atlantic in 2020 – would come up with given the opportunity to use her imagination with a few festive tunes.

It’d be worth it for the elaborate music videos and visuals alone, and if there’s one rapper who could definitely do justice to the theatrics of Christmas it’s Cardi, okurrrr.

5. Rihanna

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Admittedly, we’d only want Rihanna to try her hand at a Christmas album if it were something she actually felt strongly about, because if the last few years have taught us anything, it’s that RiRi can make a success of anything when she truly commits.

Plus, if a Christmas album is the only way we’re going to get new music out of her, then we’ll take it...

6. Björk

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Singer-songwriters like Tori Amos, Kate Bush and Annie Lennox have all given us their take on the traditional Christmas album in the past, but the person whose eyes we’d really like to see through at this time of year is Björk.

Considering her penchant for the unusual and avant-garde, we could easily imagine Björk’s Christmas offering being an out-and-out assault on the senses full of elves, dancing polar bears and Björk herself in full snowman garb.

That is, if it wasn’t a melancholy and subdued introspective ode to the winter time. Either way, we’d be here for it, and for an artist who likes to keep people guessing, we don’t think this is a project anyone would see coming.

7. The Kardashian family

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With the end of their long-standing reality show looming in 2021, what better way to go out with a bang than a collection of festive tunes?

Listen, we’re fully aware that none of the Kardashian/Jenner crew are particularly gifted in the vocal department. But think about it. Christmas is a time for family – and who could pull that off better than Kris Jenner and her brood of madcap carol singers?

Every time the royal family of reality TV lend their voices to something – whether it’s Jam (Turn It Up) or their infamous 60th birthday video for Kris – it’s always an event… even if it’s not something we’re in a mad rush to whack on repeat. Plus, they could do it for charity or something, which would certainly stop the regular detractors from slating them.

8. Katy Perry

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To be honest, this one isn’t even a suggestion, more of a prediction. Katy Perry’s cartoonish visuals and big personality lend themselves perfectly to Christmas tunes, and she’s actually already released two original festive songs in the past, the H&M tie-in Everyday Is A Holiday and the cheeky Cozy Little Christmas.

Frankly, we can’t believe it’s taken her this long. Could 2021 be the year…?