Danny Dyer and his daughter Dani’s appearance on ‘Celebrity Gogglebox’ wound up being the highlight of ‘Stand Up To Cancer’ on Friday night.
The ‘EastEnders’ actor and ‘Love Island’ champ gave their verdict on the past week’s telly from their Essex mansion, alongside other celebrity couch potatoes, Abbey Clancy and her husband Peter Crouch, One Direction stars Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson and footballers Dele Alli and Eric Dier.
But it was Danny and Dani who provided the TV gold and were an instant hit with viewers…
Highlights from the Danny and Dani show included Danny on ‘The Theory Of Everything’...
Danny on breaded ham:
Danny on ‘Naked Attraction’:
To Dani: “With Love Island I said you shouldn’t do it and I got that wrong. So maybe you would have been good on it.”
Danny and Dani on ‘University Challenge’:
Danny and Dani on ‘The Yorkshire Vet’ visiting a farm to check on the fertility of sheep:
Dani: ” He’s got to wank him off?”
Danny Dyer: “Course he’s got to be wanked off; he’s got hooves...”
Danny and Dani on ‘University Challenge’ (again):
Dani: “He’s one of them that wouldn’t share his answers in maths. You know when they covered it and all? They put their hand around it. That really upset me.”
Danny: “Is that what you was doing in school? Cheating?”
Dani: “Yeah, I tried.”
Danny: “That’s not the morals that I taught you”.
But despite providing us with a constant stream of hilarious one-liners, viewers weren’t quite as enamoured with Danny’s feet, which were on display throughout...
Alan Carr, Maya Jama and Adam Hills were at the helm of the Channel 4 fundraiser, which raised a record-breaking grand total of £24.6 million for research into cancer.
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