Donald Trump Kicks Baby Out Of Virginia Rally, Internet Responds

"We need a complete shutdown of babies entering the US till we know what's going on"
*proposes wall around vaginas"https://t.co/mzt3HoZvWx

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) August 2, 2016

“Is Trump a bad idea? If only we had a sign…”

*Bald eagle attacks Trump*
*Norovirus at RNC*
*Baby cries in terror*

“Any sign at all…“

— Daniel Lin (@DLin71) August 3, 2016

I'm going to bed and honestly I'm not sure what I'll find about Trump when I wake up. It's like depressing racist baby-hating Christmas.

— Caitlin Kelly (@caitlin__kelly) August 3, 2016

And just last month The Onion rejected my story on Donald Trump fighting a baby as “too far fetched, even for satire”.

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 3, 2016

Apparently that baby Trump got upset at today was an interpreter just doing its job. He doesn't like to hear himself.

— marc maron (@marcmaron) August 3, 2016

A baby accidentally walks into a #Trump rally pic.twitter.com/5eI3HGhYyB

— ⚫️ (@alloneworddotie) August 2, 2016

STORY UPDATE: Donald Trump mocked by artist by erecting a 'wall' around Hollywood Walk of Fame star ... and baby pic.twitter.com/UTGl8J3ClB

— RiotWomenn (@RiotWomennn) August 3, 2016

Trump: "That baby attacked me viciously, interrupting my speech. So of course I'm going to retaliate, otherwise babies will think I'm weak."

— Top Conservative Cat (@TeaPartyCat) August 2, 2016

The fire marshal lobby, the military family lobby and the baby lobby are all part of a rigged system that colluded to beat Trump this week.

— Gideon Resnick (@GideonResnick) August 2, 2016

Crying baby ejected from Trump rally issues statement pic.twitter.com/NydOC41skZ

— Ash Warner (@AlsBoy) August 2, 2016

Can we just send someone to every trump rally with a recording of a crying baby to drive him over the edge?

— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) August 2, 2016

Motion to call the whole Trump kicking a baby out of his rally situation "Bengoogooghazi"

— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 2, 2016

TRUE STORY: Trump actually booted a crying baby out of his rally today, probably cause the baby's hands were bigger. @realDonaldTrump

— Tea Pain (@TeaPainUSA) August 2, 2016

17 YEARS FROM NOW: MIDNIGHT, TRUMP TOWER
A window smashes
TRUMP: Who's there??
BABY, HOLDING KNIFE: Remember me motherfucker

— Ian Boudreau (@iboudreau) August 2, 2016

TODAY: Donald Trump told a crying baby to leave his rally. Hillary Clinton gave a little girl a Lego kit at hers.

Guys this ISN'T HARD.

— Jesse Case (@jessecase) August 2, 2016