Once again, St. Patrick's Day is upon us - a day intended to celebrate the wonders of Irish heritage, but sadly commandeered by Americans as the one time of year they drink decent beer. And even then they fill it with green food colouring.
This man being interviewed on an Irish news channel is just as annoyed with American tourists as the rest of us:
Cracking out his best American accent, the proud Irishman said "they're doing my [long series of bleeped swear words]".
Have fun in the back garden with your dog, pal.